Watching: Season 5 of Merlin
Listening to: Catching Fire OST
DC is being all gritty and “realistic” and Marvel just had a movie where the galaxy is saved by a dance-off and the power of friendship
I wanna watch a comedy where a straight girl and a gay guy both want some dud to fall in love with them so they both start competing for him and trying to find out if he’s straight or gay and at the end you find out he’s bi and they just look at each other with exhausted expressions on their faces
Sam Sax - “Learning to Breathe Water” (NPS 2014)
"Learning is just the brain’s neural pathways being beaten into a new shape by life."
Performing during the Button Showcase at the 2014 National Poetry Slam. Check out Sam’s book from last year’s chapbook contest, and don’t forget to submit to this year’s contest (OPEN TWO MORE WEEKS)!
In love with this
I’m sorry but can we appreciate how this could have gone down a totally sexist and offensive path but instead it’s just hilarious
Reblogged this before but I still think it’s hilarious.
I am literally the friend that gives relationship advice and is always single.
“This is The Department of Partially Deceased Affairs. You’re on our system as a primary care giver. Would you be interested in training to be a PDS Community Care Officer?” [x]
there are people who’ve never heard of My Immortal
there are people who’ve never read My Immortal
there are people who didn’t make it all the way to the part where Dumbledore flies into the MCR concert wearing a pink robe with Avril Lavigne’s face on it
2014 was one of those years that started out like “THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!!” and its halfway through and we have a war going on, a deadly disease has been spread, countless shootings have happened, racism is alive, more people have been leaving living things inside of hot cars, and robin williams is fucking dead